Funny !

this is a good one

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your
feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also
spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!